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     The Free Play:
On selected racing days, Dr. Park or his son Kevin, will choose a race
     to handicap. We will give you their analyses, and selections at the bottom of the page.
     We are certain that you will find this area very insightful.

     Dr. Jim Park's Play of the day:
     Sunday February 25 2018

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     in the last 12 years. They only cost $10 / month and cover most tracks.

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     Potpourri 4446    "Bumbling Mahatma Clouseau Wrecks Canada-India Relations "
     Canada's National Average IQ increased last week when our Prime Minister
     flew off to India.
     Upon arrival on that subcontinent Justin Trudeau had expected to be greeted
     with open arms by India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi, as is his custom of
     welcoming foreign leaders to his soil.
     Touching down in India Trudeau found out that Modi had no interest
     in meeting and greeting him. In fact, Modi didn't want to see him at all.
     Reluctantly Modi agreed to meet "Our Man in India" seven days later.
     So there was time to kill. What to do? What to do?
     This was supposed to be an "Official Business Trip" that our tax payer dollars
     had sent Trudeau, his wife, and two children on.
     He now found himself in a situation where no govt. officials would do business with him.
     Alternate plans had to be hastily arranged.
     Trudeau decided to outfit himself and the family in what he thought was
     traditional Indian garb. The 1875 era styles appeared to be rented from a Bollywood
     Costume Department. The Indian newspapers saw him as mocking their culture.
     They reported that he looked like the "buffoon" that he really is walking around
     various tourist sites like the Taj Mahal and elephant theme parks
     dressed in silk robes, along with a Nehru jacket and cap.
     True to form, this superficial man found it important to seek out and get a "Selfie"
     with Bollywood movie star Shahrukh Khan.
     But as this was supposed to be a "Business Trip," he decided to host
     a Reception and then a Dinner for various Indian Muckety-mucks.
     Here's where our intrepid idiot of a leader put his true lack of intelligence
     on display for all of the world to see and succeeded in bringing Canada - India
     relations to an all-time rock bottom low.
     He approved a "Guest List" which included convicted terrorist Jaspar Atwal
     to be invited to both events. Atwal openly admits that in 1986 that he
     attempted to assassinate an Indian politician by firing several bullets
     that hit the intended target but didn't kill him.
     What's more, at the Reception terrorist Jaspar Atwal managed to have his photo
     taken with Trudeau's lovely looking wife Sophie Gregoire.
     When Modi's Indian Government found out about Atwal's attendance at
     Trudeau's Reception, they were infuriated and launched a probe into
     why Trudeau really had come to India in the first place?
     In fact, various Indian politicians openly accused him of being there to support
     the causes of "Separatists and Terrorists."
     Trudeau had to immediately "disinvite" Atwal from the planned dinner and spend
     the rest of the week apologetically bowing to various Indian Grand Poohbahs
     trying to convince them his goal was to help unite India, not break it apart.
     Finally after Trudeau had spent a week in India alienating various
     Maharaja types in the Punjab, Prime Minister Modi granted him a
     two hour audience. That was the extent of the "Official Business" that
     Trudeau completed as we Canadian tax payers footed the bill for
     what looks like a free "8 day Family Vacation for Four" to me.
     During the trip and behind Trudeau's back, some young Canadian reporters started
     referring to him as "Mahatma" after donning the ostentatious Indian dress silks.
     That was an unintended insult for the late wise man Gandhi to be associated with a dunce
     like Trudeau. But if we're to call him that, let's dub him "Mahatma Clouseau."
     That would be more fitting. Clearly Trudeau comes from the same flawed "gene pool"
     that gave us that bumbling detective Inspector Clouseau who was
     made popular by The Pink Panther films. (See Video below.)
     Unfortunately for Canadians, Mahatma Clouseau returns to Ottawa this weekend.

     YouTube Video  (28 sec)     Inspector Clouseau - "Does Your Dog Bite?"


     The Gapfire Free Play Area    Sunday February 25
     For Saturday's Race 4 at Santa Anita , our Quickgaps were 2-3-6-8 .
     "Yes!" 8/3/4 Kevin's Quickgap Exacta $25.10  (Tri $80.80)  
     Kevin will post a play for Sunday, about 1 pm EST. Best luck at the ponies.
     For Sunday's Race 9 at Santa Anita , our Quickgaps were 3-7-1-11 .
     "Yes!" Kevin's key #1 Bunny Yogurt $8.50 W $4.90 P  No Exacta  1/5/2
     For Monday's Race 9 at Santa Anita , our Quickgaps were 6-8-7-1 .
     "Yes!" 8/7/9 Quickgap #8 $14.00 W Kevin's Quickgap Exacta $85.40  (Tri $384.70)  
     For Thursday's Race 11 at Gulfstream , our Quickgaps were 10-12-5-3 .
      Not today.   11/3/1  
     For Friday's Race 6 at Santa Anita , our Quickgaps were 2-8-7-6 .
     "Yes!" 8/10/3 Kevin's key #8 $6.10 W $4.40 P Exacta $71.70  (Tri $674.20)  
     For Saturday's Race 10 at Santa Anita , our Quickgaps were 10-1-7-8 .
     Kevin played 1 Unit Win and 3 Units Place on #7 Gliding By and
     Exactas 5-7-10/1-2-5-7-8-10.

      Not today.    11/1/8
     Kevin will post a play for Sunday, about 1 pm EST. Best luck at the ponies.

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