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     The Free Play:
     
On selected racing days, Dr. Park or his son Kevin, will choose a race
     to handicap. We will give you their analyses, and selections at the bottom of the page.
     We are certain that you will find this area very insightful.

     Dr. Jim Park's Play of the day:
     Thursday Jan. 29th, 2015 Race 5 Santa Anita

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     Potpourri 3799  "The Hillbilly Beer Can Vasectomy?"
     THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
     After their 11th child, an Ozark Hillbilly couple decided that was enough,
     as they could not afford a larger bed.
     So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that
     he and his cousin didn't want to have any more kids.
     The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
     that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
     'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
     (fireworks are legal in the Ozarks) light it, put it in an empty beer can,
     then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

     The Hillbilly said to the doctor,
     'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,
     but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to ear
     is going to help me.'

     'Trust me,' said the doctor.
     So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
     He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
     "1"......"2"...... "3"......"4"......"5"......
     (You'll love this.)
     At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs
     and continued counting on his other hand.
     This procedure also works for Washington D.C. politicians.







     Our Gapfire Free Play for Thursday Race 5 Santa Anita

     For Wednesday's Race 9 at Tampa Bay our Quickgaps were 5-2-1-9.
     Kevin played an exacta of 1-2-9/1-2-4-5-6-9 and
     1 unit Win, 3 units Place on #2 Tizbreezy.
     Result:
     "Yes!" They came home 2/1/5. Ex $25.80 Win $7.00 Place $4.60.

     Kevin will post a play for Thursday by 1 pm EST. Best luck at the ponies.
     *******************************************************

     For today's 5th race at Santa Anita, our Quickgaps are 5-2-12-3.
     There doesn't appear to be a lot of early pace in here. This should allow
     #3 Kristinite to stay up close, and hold them off late.

     My play will be 1 unit to win, and 3 units to place on #3 Kristinite.
     I will also bet an exacta 2-3-5/1-2-3-5-12.

     Good luck with your plays.
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